I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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