Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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