i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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