she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just found puke in my bra..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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