Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
