Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
a search helicopter?!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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