I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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