I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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