is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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