i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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