I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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