Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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