My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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