I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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