I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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