JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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