Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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