is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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