What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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