Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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