I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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