Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Someone signed my nipple.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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