Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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