It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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