Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I understand Curling. That high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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