the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I wear drunk well.
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