do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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