Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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