Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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