Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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