i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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