Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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