I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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