I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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