Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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