I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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