we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i dont even know how to be here
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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