Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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