We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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