That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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