did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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