i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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