Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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