Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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