idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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