Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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