3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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