I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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