I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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