i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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