Quick, to the slutcave!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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