Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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