people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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