So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We have so much sex to catch up on
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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