Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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