Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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